Michael

“Today, after a 72 hour shift at the fire station, a woman ran up to me at the grocery store and gave me a hug. When I tensed up, she realized I didn’t recognize her. She let go with tears of joy in her eyes and the most sincere smile and said, “On 9-11-2001, you carried me out of the World Trade Center.”

hopeinrecovery:

johnlock-consulting-husbands:

meeeeeeoow:

This is worth a reblog.

I don’t care who you are or what kind of blog you have. This should always be reblogged.

oh my goodness. this made me cry.

raw-sensual-passion:

thepluralisphoenixii:

l0vealy:

kanye—south:

mine

Anybody else reminded of a modern version of The Shire?

YES! That’s exactly what I thought lol

This is where I want to live.

death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

When you realize that your problem is that you care too much for certain people and hope that you realized it soon enough to not get fucked over by it… oh wait that’s basically getting friendzoned

imaginejoshbalz:

tiff4ni:

j4ckiee:

everybody better fucking reblog this.

I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve reblogged this.

<3

meditating-platypus:

thewalkingassbutt:

jbenden90:

calcross:

clype:

How Animals Eat Their Food

this is my fav thing omg.

haahahahahahaha

this is great. way funnier as a video thou.

why hasn’t this got more notes?

i’m crying with laughter… the kangaroo one though i can’t

I don’t remember the last time I laughed that fucking hard omg

littlelopeep:

uh…

Pedro bear’s beginning…

Tumblr Language: A Starter's Guide

Person on Tumblr: FUCK YOU. I HATE YOU. JUST LEAVE.
Translation: You are wonderful. Something that you have just done is wonderful. I love what you do/are/said/etc. Please continue in this fashion. 
Person on Tumblr: HJAIOERJTIOASJFIOASD WI3ROKJIOADSF IOAEJIOKJA!!!!!
Translation: This makes me extremely emotional. Most likely in a positive sense. 
Person on Tumblr: WHAT IS YOUR FACE. I CAN'T EVEN.
Translation: You are a very attractive individual. Congratulations. 
Person on Tumblr: THAT'S IT. I QUIT. 
Translation: You are very talented in your given endeavor (photoshopping/fic-writing, etc). Sometimes I wonder if I could ever achieve that level of skill. Please continue what you're doing; you are an inspiration. 
Person on Tumblr: I want to have sex with you. 
Translation: I want to have sex with you.